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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

甲乙两人都吹嘘说自己是世界上最勤快的人。甲说,我一生下来,就咬断脐带,分担了母亲的痛苦;乙说,这算什么,我在我妈肚子里就会给自己做饭吃了!

杂技团请你出场,你的表演很简单:学个狗叫,你誓死不从,严守自尊,结果惹来怒骂:学个狗叫都这么难,真不愧是猪!短信无恶意,搏你一笑而已。

猪八戒人人爱,现代美女都喜欢,能吃能喝身体棒,爱你就说让人心中笑,就是模样有点惨,请你向猪八戒学习,其实你不用学,天生就是,人见人爱。
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wtf???
你能不能别说了?!

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再见了,您嘞!
在忙,不方便听语音!

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取关!脱饭!谢谢!

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