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[短篇] 笑话四则

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笑话四则

1、如果你把全国38%离婚率的数据发给父母,他们并不会因此而不催你结婚,反而会对你说:“既然不幸福可以随时离,你还怕什么呢?”

2、看视频有点卡,于是我联系客服。

客服:请问你是会员吗?

我:是。

客服:那就对了,会员卡。

3、“上海房价太贵了。”

“那为什么不回老家呢?”

“老家北京。”

4、开会时我有点不舒服,领导问我要不要紧?

我叹了口气说:不上班行不行?

领导:不上班你养我啊?

[ 本帖最后由 靖国神社 于 2019-6-6 09:06 编辑 ]
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