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[短篇] 笑话四则

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笑话四则

1.
这家饭店服务真不错,上次我去吃饭没带钱,还是服务员帮我打的电话,然后又帮我叫了救护车。

2.
在饭店吃饭,看到马路对面有人打架,我赶紧站到门口去看,紧接着服务员搬来一把椅子,递给我一把瓜子,然后跟我说:“先生,我们已经派人去调查打架缘由了,请稍等片刻。”

3.
当年我用双面胶把私房钱粘到了老婆后背上,出门花天酒地之前主动让老婆搜身,完事给老婆一个拥抱,顺便拿走私房钱,这一系列动作一气呵成。不说了,胳膊有点麻,我得叫护士帮我翻身了。

4.
今天在街上遇见了老同学,想不到他也那么穷,居然只往我的碗里放了一块钱。
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